E-Learning/Instructional Design Jokes Jun 30, 2014 By Rachel Barnum What are some good e-learning & instructional design jokes?
Alana McCall almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 9:02 am (UTC) A rabbi and an instructional designer walk into a bar....
Sharon Doyle almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 9:08 am (UTC) How many instructional designers does it take to change a light bulb? One to conduct a needs analysis to determine the current state and the desired state of light. One to create the storyboard of the change process and obtain sign-off by the client. One to get on the ladder to change the bulb, only to find the fixture has been changed from incandescent bulbs to halogen. Back to step one...
Rachel Barnum Author almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 9:18 am (UTC) Sharon Doyle said: How many instructional designers does it take to change a light bulb? One to conduct a needs analysis to determine the current state and the desired state of light. One to create the storyboard of the change process and obtain sign-off by the client. One to get on the ladder to change the bulb, only to find the fixture has been changed from incandescent bulbs to halogen. Back to step one... Love it. How true.
Cheryl Melfi almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 10:13 am (UTC) Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Use our interactive simulation to find out! Earn badges and dodge traffic as you learn to navigate using the Chicken Cam.
Bruce Graham Hero almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 10:54 am (UTC) Cheryl Melfi said: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Use our interactive simulation to find out! Earn badges and dodge traffic as you learn to navigate using the Chicken Cam. LOL
Jackie Van Nice Hero almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 11:55 am (UTC) This is not an area I had considered when it comes to jokes. I'm so impressed that Sharon and Cheryl were on it immediately with ready material. Well done!
Nick n/a almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 12:10 pm (UTC) How many world-class eLearning Developers does it take to change a light bulb? One. He/She holds it place and the world turns around him/her.
Sharon Doyle almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 12:56 pm (UTC) Nicholas Ostheimer said: How many world-class eLearning Developers does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds it place and the world turns around him. I *love* it!
Sharon Doyle almost 10 years ago06/30/14 at 12:59 pm (UTC) What does an instructional designer say to a horse? G'ADDIE up!
Dexter Strong almost 10 years ago07/12/14 at 10:12 pm (UTC) Sharon Doyle said: What does an instructional designer say to a horse? G'ADDIE up! This made me literally laugh out loud.
Bob S almost 10 years ago07/14/14 at 1:13 pm (UTC) Q. How do IDs explain the Birds-n-the-Bees to their children? A: By the end of this conversation you will be able to do the following: Identify the main components that make someone attractive Employ appropriate decision-making strategies to determine the correct level of romantic engagement etc
Emily Beans Sharon Doyle over 5 years ago11/26/18 at 5:26 pm (UTC) You’re hilarious! I’m sorry but I HAVE TO share this!!
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A rabbi and an instructional designer walk into a bar....
How many instructional designers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to conduct a needs analysis to determine the current state and the desired state of light.
One to create the storyboard of the change process and obtain sign-off by the client.
One to get on the ladder to change the bulb, only to find the fixture has been changed from incandescent bulbs to halogen.
Back to step one...
Love it. How true.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Use our interactive simulation to find out! Earn badges and dodge traffic as you learn to navigate using the Chicken Cam.
This is not an area I had considered when it comes to jokes. I'm so impressed that Sharon and Cheryl were on it immediately with ready material. Well done!
How many world-class eLearning Developers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He/She holds it place and the world turns around him/her.
I *love* it!
What does an instructional designer say to a horse?
G'ADDIE up!
This made me literally laugh out loud.
Q.
How do IDs explain the Birds-n-the-Bees to their children?
A:
By the end of this conversation you will be able to do the following:
You’re hilarious! I’m sorry but I HAVE TO share this!!
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