Tom, I had been working on a nearly-identical presentation...but you win!!!
Ironically, this morning at 6:45 my phone rang as my county alerted us to severe thunderstorms in our area (Florida panhandle). Because of last year's hurricanes, my generator sits at the ready, full of gas, with twelve more gallons of gas on standby. We were without power for three days last June, then another 36 hours in July. We had power cords running to two different neighbors so they could power their refrigerators. However, I'm still trying to convince my wife that the $900 generator (plus fuel cost) was worth not losing the $50 worth of food in our fridge 🤣