[DEMO] "Should I eat bacon?" - Flowchart Oct 17, 2012 By Bruce Graham Got bored and decided to try some flowcharting in Storyline. Bacon appeared to be a good subject With apologies to vegetarians, piscatarians and vegans. Bruce should-i-eat-bacon.story
Dave Neuweiler almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 9:02 am (UTC) Nice... And bacon goes good with... everything.
Gerry Wasiluk Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 9:28 am (UTC) I think another viewpoint is warranted . . . .
Phil Mayor Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 11:24 am (UTC) Another viewpoint is that Babe would not have been born on a farm if he was not intended to be breakfast. I dont think there is much need for pigs milk
Gerry Wasiluk Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 11:51 am (UTC) Not if it was a vegan farm . . . Ha!
Phil Mayor Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 11:55 am (UTC) why would you have pigs on a vegan farm? To eat the left over turnips?
Gerry Wasiluk Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 12:05 pm (UTC) Clean (well, sort of), green garbage disposal. Or as pets. And why does Sherlock Holmes wear a deerstalker hat if he never stalks deers? Or, as the comedian Gallagher asked, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? And how can a ham be semi-boneless? It either has a bone or it doesn't. These are the true mysteries of life. That and what's coming next with Storyline.
Phil Mayor Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 12:40 pm (UTC) Pigs as pets, they are"bacon", your not making sense This is the rantings of a mad man, next thing you will tell me you are moving to captivate
Bruce Graham Author almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 12:42 pm (UTC) This thread did not quite generate the comments I had anticipated. Oink....
Phil Mayor Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 12:49 pm (UTC) Sorry, it is a very nice course, it is very cleanly designed and well thought out. It may benefit from some hover effects on buttons, and a little bit of "polish" may help (may)
Gerry Wasiluk Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 12:57 pm (UTC) I blame myself for derailing. Sometimes I can't help myself. I agree w/Mr. Phil. I need to go check out Captivate now . . .
David Steffek almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 1:00 pm (UTC) The polish effect being achieved with a hearty slathering of butter, of course.
Gerry Wasiluk Hero almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 1:01 pm (UTC) Also, for Bruce . . . Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
David Steffek almost 12 years ago10/17/12 at 6:40 pm (UTC) Bruce, I think you missed a couple of decision points in your flowchart, mainly these additional sensory and potentially life-saving applications: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eb99/ http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e781/ http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/
Jill McNair almost 12 years ago10/18/12 at 12:21 am (UTC) Bruce, So many kindred spirits! Great job Bruce. Thanks for making me hungry! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4
Belen Casado almost 12 years ago10/18/12 at 12:34 am (UTC) I'm really having fun with this bacon discusion... Thanks for sharing, Bruce and all. :)
David Lindenberg almost 12 years ago10/18/12 at 6:28 am (UTC) Nice Bruce. The sizzling sound effect was great. If only SL could incorporate smells...maybe I'll submit a product request.
Gerry Wasiluk Hero almost 12 years ago10/18/12 at 7:18 am (UTC) Hmm, "smells" . . . don't wanna go there . . .
Daniel Brigham Hero almost 12 years ago10/18/12 at 8:52 am (UTC) "Angels frolicking on your taste buds"--nice work, Bruce.
Bruce Graham Author almost 12 years ago10/19/12 at 6:00 am (UTC) Daniel Brigham said: "Angels frolicking on your taste buds"--nice work, Bruce. Not my line I'm afraid Daniel, however I am happy to blatantly plagiarise Bruce
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Nice...
And bacon goes good with... everything.
I think another viewpoint is warranted . . . .![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley1eyki4.png)
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Another viewpoint is that Babe would not have been born on a farm if he was not intended to be breakfast.
I dont think there is much need for pigs milk
Not if it was a vegan farm . . .![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley-winkgog05l.png)
Ha!![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley7wftaq.png)
why would you have pigs on a vegan farm?
To eat the left over turnips?
Clean (well, sort of), green garbage disposal.
Or as pets. ![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley-grin3miwqr.png)
And why does Sherlock Holmes wear a deerstalker hat if he never stalks deers?
Or, as the comedian Gallagher asked, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley-wink4a07q5.png)
And how can a ham be semi-boneless? It either has a bone or it doesn't.
These are the true mysteries of life. That and what's coming next with Storyline.
Pigs as pets, they are"bacon", your not making sense![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smileyvhyvp1.png)
This is the rantings of a mad man, next thing you will tell me you are moving to captivate
This thread did not quite generate the comments I had anticipated.
Oink....
Sorry, it is a very nice course, it is very cleanly designed and well thought out.
It may benefit from some hover effects on buttons, and a little bit of "polish" may help
(may)
I blame myself for derailing.
Sometimes I can't help myself.
I agree w/Mr. Phil.
I need to go check out Captivate now . . .![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley-winkqebbas.png)
The polish effect being achieved with a hearty slathering of butter, of course.
Also, for Bruce . . .
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
Bruce, I think you missed a couple of decision points in your flowchart, mainly these additional sensory and potentially life-saving applications:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eb99/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e781/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/
Bruce,
So many kindred spirits! Great job Bruce. Thanks for making me hungry!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4
I'm really having fun with this bacon discusion...![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley7a4ue4.png)
Thanks for sharing, Bruce and all.
:)
Nice Bruce. The sizzling sound effect was great. If only SL could incorporate smells...maybe I'll submit a product request.
Hmm, "smells" . . . don't wanna go there . . .![](https://articulate-heroes.s3.amazonaws.com/smiley-wink3ari97.png)
"Angels frolicking on your taste buds"--nice work, Bruce.
Not my line I'm afraid Daniel, however I am happy to blatantly plagiarise
Bruce
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